The whole idea behind the Bob-n-Dick Show was idiotic from the inception. What we discovered in the process of developing the concept and securing funding was truly an epiphany.

1.  We were much happier talking about doing something than actually doing it.

2.  The relationship between art and fear is primarily symbiotic.

3.  Laughter and incontinence are the best of friends.

4.  Bob's ideas were dumber than mine.